Toonopolis Fighting World

Theme: “Superhero” by Stereo Fuse [[ link ]]

Description: Superhero is very muscular, like Superman. He has wavy brown hair and hazel eyes. His costume is mainly white, with blue boots and gloves, and blue underwear (on the outside, of course). He has a blue cape, with white polka dots adorning it.

Attitude: Superhero has the personality of, well. A superhero. He’s nice, caring, kind, and generally everything a superhero is supposed to be. His general disposition (As well as intelligence) can be summarized by the phrase “average thirteen year-old”.

Strengths: His idiocy prevents him from feeling too much pain, and if he drinks a lot of cola, he’ll become relatively fast and slightly stronger than average.

Weaknesses: If the “Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law” label is removed from underneath Superhero’s cape (bedsheet), he will fall and curl up into a fetal position. Also, he doesn’t like being poked in the eye.

Finishing Move: Varies

Origin: The story of the infamous ^Superhero^ is one filled with many twists and turns.lies and deceptions. love and deceit. goods and ev- ah hell. screw it. I`m just talking outta my ass.

The character of “Superhero”, drawn by a drugged up teenager in a mental institution, was the son of two normal human beings. A normal father and a normal mother. They led a normal life, drove normal cars, lived in a normal house. The mother went through a normal pregnancy, and gave birth to a normal child.

That was when things went tragically askew.

The child was not normal at all. At the age of twelve, he began to develop a very rare mental disorder. He began to imagine himself as a superhero, with super powers and the like. He injured himself quite badly after an incident where he jumped off a ten story building, trying to fly. This did not discourage him, though. In fact, the massive head wound he sustained just made his mental disorder stronger.in some way or another.

His parents disowned him, never having wanted a child in the first place, much less a crazy one. He was sent to an orphanage, where he was always told that his parents were ritualistically turned inside out, hung upside down, and eaten by rabid parrots. That was when he began to take on his current identity.

Not being exceptionally creative, he dubbed himself “Superhero” and began to fight crime at night. He fashioned himself a crude costume out of old underwear and scotch tape. Despite his utter lack of any real powers, his stupidity allowed him to destroy villains, while simultaneously destroying himself.

During one of these midnight vigilante missions, he met a boy, held hostage by Ties-People-With-Rope Man. As he freed the child, the building in which he was held was set on fire, and Superhero’s escape was blocked. It appeared to be the end, but the child, no older than 13 or 14 years old at the time, fashioned a fire extinguisher out of some burning wood, an apricot, and a few ice cubes. After the fire was put out, he made a battering ram out of a fire extinguisher, a stuffed unicorn, and some cookie dough. After the escape, Superhero enlisted the child as a sidekick, and with the same lack of creativity, named him Sidekick.

As he grew, he retained his `secret identity` and when he left the orphanage he sought work as a mild mannered newspaper reporter under the name of John Iamnotasuperhero. Soon he stumbled upon the Toonopolis Fighting World, and in a mad dash of idiocy, signed up without even knowing what it was.

Manager

Name: Normal “Normy” McNormalsonbergsteinski AKA Sidekick
Height/Weight: 5′7″/121 lbs.
Race: Human

Description: Sidekick is a small, not particularly built young child of about fifteen. He has smooth, well-combed black hair, and brown eyes. His costume is mainly black, with some green. He wears a black eye-mask along with his costume.

Attitude: Sidekick is a sarcastic, dry-humored kid, with an intelligence far beyond his years; Sort of like a wise, 40 year-old trapped in a kid’s body. He’s really the brains of the operation, with a knack for gadgets and technology. He has the “MacGyver” ability to make anything out of anything, so he can almost always get out of a tough situation.

Origin: See Superhero`s Origin.

Fight History